31 January 2012

Advice from Auntie Rachel

Written to a friend in need, late last night.

I am definitely praying for you... But... I just can't leave without some advice from Auntie Rachel. Yes, for tonight and tonight alone, I'm your auntie. 'kay?
Okay.

1. Go and yell at someone (or, preferably, someTHING...or even Spiderman* if he is to be seen!).
2. Kick a tree or two. Or three.
3. Pat Spiderman*, and reassure him that nothing really is wrong with him.
4. Pour yourself a nice hot cup of tea.
5. Don't spill the tea.
6. Have a pillow-fight...with...yourself??
7. Scratch that.
8. Run around the block a couple times, to expel the energy that you didn't expel, cos you didn't have the pillow-fight. Does that even make sense?!
9. Read the ridiculously long email I sent you that time. You know the one.
10. =D
11. Then, because you're probably so tired after all that, I give you permission to flop on the bed and have a big long cry. And cuddles with Spiderman. Or Shut-up*. Whoever's closest. Mwahahahahaaa... don't tell Shut-up* I said that ;-) hehehe
(uuummmm, longest-text-record?!)

*The names of persons in this story have been changed, to protect their identity, for reasons known only to the sender and recipient of this text.
Thank you

~Rachel
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